so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
(via not-your-house-elf)
Things Found on the Cutting Room Floor
The fame and praise that come year after year, does nothing for these empty tears
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all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere
(Source: 1ddoingthings, via cerealboxliterature)
(Source: givememorevodkaandfifthharmony, via cerealboxliterature)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via mina-marina)
I fucking loved this anime.
DID THEY ACTUALLY SAY THAT
yes they did
best romantic school comedy anime ever
you don’t understand i love this anime so much
(Source: oreohara, via rengehoushakuji)
“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis, via not-your-house-elf)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
(Source: vimeo.com, via i-aint-even-bovvered)
#BOOM: APPEARING IN THE ACTUAL FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE #BOOM: DRINKING CHAMPAGNE INSTEAD OF TEA#BAM: BITCHES I KNOW THE DOCTOR’S NAME #(spoiler alert: I fucked it out of him) #BAM I AM FABULOUS AND I WILL SLAP YOU AWAKE #BOOM: HERE GOES MY DRINK TO WAKE YOU UP #say what you want but river loves dramatic entrances #and dramatic lines #and dramatic EVERYTHING (via iceinherheart-kissonherlips)
(via i-aint-even-bovvered)
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